1. If you can’t laugh during sex, you’re doing it with the wrong person.

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  2. pemsylvania:

    I don’t get why “chicken” is an insult for being scared. have you ever been attacked by a rooster? the only thing shitting its pants is me

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  3. caseyanthonyofficial:

    When I was 7 I tried to run away from home but I wasnt allowed to cross the street so I just took left turns and I eventually ended up back at home and it was really embarrassing

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  7. keystonesugar:

    My favorite is when girls get catty and think I’m out to steal their boyfriends. Like no girl, I’m tryna fuck your father and take your college tuition money.

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  10. Me?.. Social life ? …bahahaha..
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  11. Bored as always … Hungry as always … Horny as always … Life as always
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  12. I hate people but want to meet new people , do you see my fucking problem?
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  13. Person: wyd me: listening to the weeknd person: Is that like a band? Me: bitch are you like a band?
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  14. Sex would be nice right now and later and yesterday
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